It's been over a year since Quote of the Hour generated it's last quote. I'm not bringing it back, but courtesy of fortune this page will show a new quote every time you load it (repeats excepted)

Before you read on, keep in mind that some quotes could offend some people;


Quote 1;

Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

Quote 2;

Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"